Subscribe to RSSMerry Creepy Christmas
Since I’m not going to post on Christmas, I thought I would give the internet a present a day early.
This is an actual thing that my mother received for Christmas from someone at work and it takes crafting to a whole new level of weird. Someone picked out that head, painstakingly hot-glued each piece of candy to its little plastic head. My grandma thinks that it’s cute; I think that it should be locked in a safe and thrown into the depths of the ocean to save us all from doll murder. Alas, it remains sitting in the middle of our kitchen table, watching, waiting.
Merry Christmas!